• A map of reviews we’ve done outside of Austin (and soon places we’d like to eat [or could eat at])
Screen Shot 2019-02-09 at 2.43.54 PM.png recommended by someone somewhere
 Screen Shot 2019-02-09 at 7.39.00 PM.png  recommended by someone somewhere (and we can vouch)
Screen Shot 2019-02-09 at 1.49.46 PM.png two stars
Screen Shot 2019-02-09 at 1.50.09 PM.png  three stars
Screen Shot 2019-02-09 at 1.49.55 PM.png four or five stars

Our rating scale means:
– meh [think twice]
* OK [it’ll get the job done]
** good [solid neighborhood joint]
*** damn good [we’ll definitely be back]
**** yippity-yikes that was amazeballs [fantastic; one of the best]
***** holy sh!t [transcendental; best of the best]

san antonio






chef’d-up crispy dog

stix and stone


Big-Red infused tortillas